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10 Hilarious Signs You're a Dog Person (and Need a T-shirt to Prove It)

Ever wonder if you've officially crossed the line from "pet owner" to "full-blown **dog person**"? It's a subtle but significant transition. One minute you're a normal human, and the next you're planning your Saturday around your **dog's** nap schedule. If any of these sound familiar, congratulations—you're officially a **dog lover**, and you probably need a **witty dog t-shirt** to prove it!

Here are 10 hilarious signs you're undeniably a **dog parent**:

**1. Your phone's camera roll is 90% dog photos.** The other 10%? Those are pictures you accidentally took of your own thumb. Every true **dog mom** and **dog dad** knows the struggle!

**2. You've canceled plans because "the dog looked too cozy."** You tried to explain it to your friend, but they just didn't get it. "He's sleeping! I can't move him!" It's a valid reason, obviously. Your pup's comfort always comes first.

**3. You greet your dog before your partner.** A simple "hello" to your partner is fine, but your **dog** gets an entire song and dance routine about how they're the best boy in the whole wide world. Show off your devotion with our **[Powered by Slobber & Snuggles T-Shirt]

**4. The lint roller is your most-used household item.** It's a constant battle against **dog hair**, but it's a battle you've lovingly accepted. A small price to pay for endless cuddles!

**5. You have a detailed, complex conversation with your dog every day.** You know your **dog** understands you, and you're confident you understand their barks, tail wags, and sighs. Who needs human conversation when you have a furry confidant?

**6. You refer to your dog as your "fur baby" in public, without a hint of irony.** They are your child, and you're not afraid to let the world know. Wear your **"Professional Treat Dispenser" T-shirt** to embrace your official role!

**7. Your social calendar revolves around your dog's needs.** Dog park visits, vet appointments, and playdates with other pups dominate your schedule. Your **dog's** happiness is your top priority.

**8. You know every dog park in a 20-mile radius.** And you have strong opinions about which ones have the best sniffing opportunities. A true **dog enthusiast** always knows the best spots.

**9. "Just one more treat" is your daily mantra.** Despite knowing they've probably had enough, those puppy dog eyes are simply irresistible. Good thing you're a **professional treat dispenser**!

**10. You can identify breeds by their slobber patterns.** And you've mastered the art of dodging a wet shake-off. The messy, hilarious, and heartwarming life of a **dog parent** is truly a unique experience.

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