10 Hilarious Signs You’re a Cat Person (and Proud of It)

Ever wonder if you've officially crossed the line from a simple "cat owner" to a proud, card-carrying "cat person"? It's a special kind of life, filled with silent judgments, surprise attacks on your feet, and an endless supply of cat hair on everything you own. If any of these signs sound like your daily reality, congratulations—you're a true cat person!

1. Your alarm clock is your cat's meow at 5 a.m. It doesn't matter what time you went to bed. Your cat has decided that 5 a.m. is the official breakfast hour, and they will not be silenced.

2. You've accepted that all of your black clothing is now a shade of "cat hair gray." The lint roller is a permanent fixture in your home, but you know it’s a losing battle. It’s a badge of honor, really.

3. You've perfected the art of walking around a sleeping cat. Your cat is the undisputed king or queen of the house, and you would never dare disturb them. You've learned to contort your body into strange positions to avoid moving a perfectly content feline.

4. You believe your cat's name is actually "kitty, kitty, baby, baby, sweet potato." Their real name is a formality. The list of nicknames you have for your cat is longer than the guest list for your last birthday party.

5. You’ve used your phone to take more photos of your cat than you have of your own family. And you're not even sorry about it. That perfect sunbeam shot is worth it.

6. You are convinced your cat's mood swings are a form of communication. One minute they want cuddles, the next they are swatting at your hand. You've learned to interpret the signals with a wisdom only a true cat parent possesses.

7. You can tell the difference between "I'm hungry" meows and "I'm just talking to myself" meows. It's a subtle but important skill. You've become a fluent speaker in the language of cats.

8. You've ever bought something just because it had a cat on it. It could be a coffee mug, a t-shirt, or a pair of socks—if it features a cat, it's a must-have.

9. Your cat’s comfort is a top priority in every decision you make. That new rug? The cat loves it. That vacation? The cat sitter is booked. Every decision is made with your cat's happiness in mind.

10. You think the words "pet" is a verb, not a noun. When people say, "I'm a pet person," you assume they mean a person who pets, not a person who owns a pet.

If you nodded along to any of these signs, you are not alone! The life of a cat person is a journey filled with love, laughter, and a healthy dose of sass. Why not show off your cat-loving pride with some witty apparel?

Explore our collection of unique, funny t-shirts and gifts for every proud cat person at the Wag & Wear store. Click here to find the perfect t-shirt that says it all!